Girls don’t like boys, girls like fanfiction, food and middle aged celebrities.
(Source: benedictcumberbatchs, via kikiwantsaunicorn)
what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS
when u say something and the the tv says it right after
(Source: swaggsniper, via insta-gramcracker)
drarryjohnlockdestinyaremyships:
I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I looked down my bra and whispered “….. titty tots”
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS STARTS GETTING NOTES AGAIN
HAHHAHAH OH SHIT THAT’S HILARIOUS
WHY
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